SCUMPOP

Clocks go tick-toc
To my Scumpop
Eyes like robots
Aural Flip-Flops
Stolen, knocked off
Call the cop shop!
Shame. Of. Scunthorpe.
Let’s. Do. Scumpop!

As we turn out
Pubs & chip shops
Watch it kick off
Then go tits up
It’s just non-stop
Clean and tip-top
Pride. Of. Greenock.
Let’s. Do. Scumpop!

Ha!

No more drummers
No more bassists
No more sexists
No more racists
Here comes Scumpop!
And here’s the best bit
Get yourself a
Croydon facelift.